Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Married Man: Ep. 1.10 "Hit Me With Your Best Shot, Dale Can't Find the..."

On this episode of The Married Man Podcast: In the 3rd and final episode from our MMP Marathon; Single Guy Dale and Married Man Jack answer some listener questions, and have another "Win a Date with Warm Taffy" segment.

Married Man: Ep. 1.10 "Hit Me With Your Best Shot, Dale Can't Find the...".m4a

10 comments:

Unknown said...

Dale becomes increasingly disturbing and more pathetic with each Married Man podcast. Please GOD stop this now. Listening to this gives me douche chills.

Chris In Boston said...

My idea for a Married Man Podcast Drinking Game:


It's very easy, every time Dale goes into a raspy cackling laughter,
you must drink your beer. Easy enough right? Well.....

Here's the kicker...every time Dale says "your killing me," you must
take a shot of your booze of choice (might I suggest some Dr.
McGillicuddy's)

Now, this game is not meant for those of weak tolerance and of course
not meant for those under 21, but this could be a LOT of fun.

Please drink responsibly and GO RED SOX!!!!


Chris in Boston

Dale said...

Chris in Boston, I like your idea a lot...I do say "your killin me" quite often.pounding a drink everytime I say it will get me buzzed right-a-way ..nothing like a good buzz in Las Vegas.
Not having the Yankees around has won me a few bets. Steinbrenner? needs to get his head examined. I have to cheer on the D-Backs. Good luck Dale

Chris In Boston said...

As Dale may becoming increasingly disturbing (see MMP Ep 1.10), you CAN'T stop this. Although I may have to stop listening to the podcast while I drive as I almost drove off of the Tobin Bridge from laughing.

Chris In Boston said...

P.S. Go Sox

jeff said...

Great drinking game idea! That's so funny!

Yes, Dale did bring out some crazy stuff this last episode. It's funny how there has almost been three seasons of The Married Man podcast so far:

1st season: Jack "The Bully" constantly insults Dale, and Dale appears as a wounded fawn. Jay squeaks and whistles from the background.

2nd season: Dale gains confidence and fights back. Jack and Dale become more serious about discussing relationship topics. Dale shows his softer side, yet becmes "Warm Taffy" due to his wacky sexkapades. Jay falls in love and makes fewer comments, and his mind is filled with his long distance dating dilemma.

3rd season: Jack rides the crest of his inner turmoil as he wants to tell Dale he is is best friend, but resorts to further insults because he is worried listeners will think he is fruity. Dale throws up his arms at the lack of entries in the "Win a Date with Warm Taffy" contest and dives right into discussing how to integrate vibrators into the 69 position. Jay's ears bleed, and Jack begins tapping the floor and reaching his hand downward to make some kind of "Larry E. Craig" signal.

Chris In Boston said...

Wow...that sounds like a great sitcom...ever think about going into screenwriting???

jeff said...

Oh, and Jack sounds so much like David Letterman from 10 or 15 years ago. Do anyone else think that? Listen to this podcast and think of David Letterman when Jack talks. They sound so much alike!

Colleen said...

Hey sooooo, um, someone made sure that my bitch had his ears covered during the whole bondage/vibrator/thong convo, right? Or at least during the thong part...

Anonymous said...

okay, so I really hope I was dreaming or something when I heard warm taffy takes it from a strap-on?!!!?!