Monday, November 5, 2007

Married Man: Ep. 1.14 "Dale's Balls Come Up Short"

On this episode of The Married Man Podcast: Jack and Dale get into some listener questions

Married Man: Ep. 1.14 "Dale's Balls Come Up Short".m4a

11 comments:

Viva Langstraat said...

Dale, wash your balls!

Dan said...

Great job. I say next episode, record on location from the room in Dale's attic, so you can all play with his balls together! :)

Colleen said...

Ummm, I thought we were going to keep my "more than 50 less than 100" status our little secret, Mr. Vanderpoo.

jeff said...

Jay is going to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack, and walk in on Jack doing squats to thicken up those legs. Let's just hope for Jay that Jack is wearing more than a banana hammock.

Pro Graphics LLC said...

Dale,

12 ft x 12ft =144
144 x 3 = 432

For every cubic foot you can fit 48 3inch balls. So you're 19,736 balls short.

Parrish from lost forums

Anonymous said...

Hi everyone,

Lauren from MO here. I am the caller that said "Dale goes either way, boy or girl. bzzzzzzzzzz." I'm not sure if you all knew what I was referring to. On one of the previous episodes, someone called or emailed, mentioned they were having a baby, and a name discussion ensued. Dale said, "Dale goes either way, boy or girl," referring to the name Dale, but my mind immediately rushed for the gutter. I don't think anyone picked up on it! I had to make a call. Jale, please read this on the show in order to clear up any confusion. Thank you!!

Dale said...

Lauren, I too took your comments through the gutter. I will be more than happy to clear tthe confusion about my name up.
PRO-graphics/ Dan...thanks for the math... the exact size of a ball (in this case ) is 3.275 inches, which really won't matter, because I intend on making a donation to a charitable organization

elphie said...

where the heck are all these supposed pictures of dale?

Unknown said...

Sooo...if Dale is in love with Faith (you go girl) can the lesbian win the date with Warm Taffy?...or a free lesson on the ice...in hockey skates not figure?

jeff said...

Dale, did you say you are donating your balls to charity? I have to say, you are far more generous than me.

sosay"I" said...

AARRGGHHH!!!!! It drives me crazy when I hear blackjack players criticizing the play of the person in the "3rd Base" seat.

Take a basic statistic course and learn a thing or two about probability. The woman splitting the tens is just as likely to take a card that would hurt the dealer as she was to take a card that help the dealer. It's just plain mathematics. Thinking otherwise is superstitious ignorance.